What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters