What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.