Pitbull Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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Jason's Doner-Van

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

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What's blonde and intelligent?

A golden retriever

What's the smartest kind of blonde?

Golden retriever

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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.