What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

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What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

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Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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