What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

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What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

Removed

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

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Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

because their lipstick

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How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

What is Ellen Pao's favourite piece of Malware?

Ponzi Buddy