What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

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What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.