Headline Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did the hairdresser escape?

John Frieda.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.