What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

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What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator