What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

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What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.