What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional