What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

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Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.