What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

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What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.