What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

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What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"