What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

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What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?

Calf Raises.

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

It has 4 rabbits' feet.

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.