What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

Celery Jokes More Celery Jokes

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

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Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.