What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

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What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.