Why can't you trick an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday

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How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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Why can't you trick unemployed jesters?

Because they're nobody's fool

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!