What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

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What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.