What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

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What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.