What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!