What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

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What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!