What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

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What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.