What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.