What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.