Gas Station Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

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What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

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How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

What's another name for a Dentists?

A filling station!

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How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.