What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.