What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.