What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.