What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

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What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.