Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

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The Antelopes.

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

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What is a homophobe's favorite fruit?

Cant-elope.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D