Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Where were you wanting to go ?

then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

Black Coffee Jokes More Black Coffee Jokes

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.