What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

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When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!