What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.