What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

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What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.