Edgar Allen Poe Jokes

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.