What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

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What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit