What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

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Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards?

A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo.