What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

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What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.