What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

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What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common?

I laugh at neither of them.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.