Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

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Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.