Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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What do you call a striped bra?

A zebra.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.