Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

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Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

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What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Renault Jokes More Renault Jokes

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault?

One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.

Le Car Jokes More Le Car Jokes

What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault?

One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.