What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

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Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Why do feminists always complain about video games?

Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.

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Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"