Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

Winter Time Jokes More Winter Time Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

follow the Fresh Prints!

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.