Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.