What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.