What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What do you call a blonde geek with cancer?

A dumb terminal

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb?

Not get a job.

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.