Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

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When you are hit in the... - ball boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=rMMFHcRSjR8

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

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Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

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Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over