What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

Chrysler Jokes More Chrysler Jokes

What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?

They're both convertables.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler