What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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What do bears take at raves?

Maully.

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.