What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.