What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!