What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!