What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.