What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who drives it?

The officer.

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)