What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.