What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!