How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

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What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!