How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively?

OC/DC

Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side