Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel