How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

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How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.