How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

Previous Random Joke Next
Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"

Spirit Level Jokes More Spirit Level Jokes

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.