What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ?

Bellows me some money can I have it please !

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What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.