What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here