What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.