Soda Machine Jokes

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

Monica Lewinsky Jokes More Monica Lewinsky Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

Vend Jokes More Vend Jokes

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ?

Bellows me some money can I have it please !

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Vend Machine Jokes More Vend Machine Jokes

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

Insert Bill Jokes More Insert Bill Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing