How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.