What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Purpose Jokes More Purpose Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.