What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

Purpose Jokes More Purpose Jokes

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.