What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

What's water?

so she wouldn't feel stupid.

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Purpose Jokes More Purpose Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose