When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Purpose Jokes More Purpose Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ?

Acidently on purpose !