A: He wanted rich milk.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
They want to.
You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."
Her miscarriage.
Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.
He claimed 47% of America as dependents.
You get rich milk.
Because she wanted to get rich milk.