Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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He wanted to go to high school.

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Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

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He wanted rich milk!

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Because she wanted to get rich milk.