Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

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What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.