Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Sarah Jokes More Sarah Jokes

How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere