Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

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What is the best "bang for your buck"?

Vaseline.

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah.