Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.