Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

School Jokes More School Jokes

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.