What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

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What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.