What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Pinnochio Jokes More Pinnochio Jokes

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know