Pinnochio Jokes

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

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4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.